Traders have priced "No" at 98% for Jesus Christ's return before 2027 because no verifiable signs, announcements, or cultural events have emerged to shift long-standing theological timelines, mirroring how entertainment markets discount unlikely upsets absent guild nods or chart breakthroughs. With only months remaining until the cutoff, historical patterns of unfulfilled prophecies and the private nature of such events reinforce the near-certain consensus, much like markets that heavily favor established frontrunners once precursors lock in. A realistic upset would require a globally confirmed, market-resolving development—such as an unprecedented public manifestation—that overrides skepticism, though entertainment-style volatility from viral claims or media hype has yet to materialize.